We, the Committee of Conundrums, have abandoned a decision so monumental, so earth-shattering, that it will be remembered for all eternity. We have chosen... not to have pizza for lunch.
This decision was made after hours of deliberation, fueled by an endless supply of coffee and an unhealthy obsession with the concept of "what if?" What if we had chosen pizza? What if we had opted for a nice, quiet salad instead?
Now, as we sit here, surrounded by the remnants of our abandoned meal, we can only wonder: what if? What if we had chosen the pizza of our dreams? Would we have been happier? Less regretful?
We invite you to join us in our existential crisis. Explore our subcommittees, each tackling the what-ifs of our collective regret:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can enter an alternate reality where we did, in fact, have pizza.